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The Crazy Things Kids Say

17 Kid Quotes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard You'll Cry

Kids say the darndest things, often to the surprise and confusion of their parents. Whether they are asking the tough questions about life or having a chat with their toys, sometimes the craziest things come out of the mouths of babes. We recently...

Funny Things Kids Say

Toddlers’ innate love of learning and continual curiosity about the world certainly gets them chatting. From asking how things work to where they come from to everything in between, toddlers are talkers, all right. Since little ones live in the mo...

Things Kids Have Said

In a preschool class I used to teach, we had two little girls who played every day that they were characters from classic Disney cartoons. One day I heard one calling the other "Allison." I didn't know a single Disney character named Allison, so I...

The 21 Most Hilariously Creepy Things Kids Have Ever Said. The Last One Redefines Scary…

Parents of the internet were asked about the creepiest things their kids have ever said. Here are their hilarious responses…

19 Of The Funniest Things Kids Have Ever Said

Out of the mouth of babes comes some pretty crazy stuff.

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Hilarious compilation of some of the funniest things we have heard kids say over the last few years.

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Funny Things Kids Say

This is my niece and my father and HE claims He never said anything - who do you think is to blame

32 People Share The Funniest Thing They’Ve Heard A Kid Say

A few months back my wife showed a picture of herself to our 3-year-old daughter. In the picture my wife is about 7 years old. “Do you know who this is?” Daughter: (gasps) “That’s me when I’m bigger!” I love that she thought this was actually poss...

Funny Things Kids Say

asked that question to our friends in the Positive Parenting Solutions Community and boy, did I get some hilarious quotes! They were too funny not to share! (Last names have been removed to protect the innocently hilarious and some quotes were alt...

Here Are 18 Of The Funniest Things Children Under 5 Have Said

They say “kids say the darnedest things.” Everyone who has ever spent any length of time with them knows this to be true. Many parents these days have made it their mission to keep a record of the hilarious things their children say, but sometimes...

Parenting Share Embarrassing Things Their Kids Have Said

After reading about the story of one Manchester mum, who blushed after her daughter blurted out the words: 'You shout cock, Daddy' in the middle of a supermarket, MailOnline readers have been sharing their own similarly awkward moments with their ...

Funny Things Children Say!

Parents share the craziest and funniest things their children have said. Some of these are sure you have you in splits!

Grandkids Say The Funniest Things

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20 Priceless Kid Quotes That'll Inspire You

Kids are many things. Their parents' greatest gift. Their parents' greatest achievement. And let's face it ... their parents' greatest source of entertainment. As the saying goes, kids say the darndest things. Between the non-sequiturs, the mispro...

10 Embarrassing Things Children Have Said

Those times when you just have to ask, where did I go wrong? I don’t have children, but for a few exhausting months I was a nanny to someone else’s. And it was rough. I had pimples and my young charge repeatedly asked, “Do you have chicken pox?”

Out Of The Mouths Of Babes...

Every parent has been there: the embarrassing moment, when you wish you could just disappear. When your child knocks over the Kotex™ napkin display and, mistaking the product for dinner napkins, announces to the entire store, 'Mom, we need napkins...

The Wise Things Children Say...

Sometimes children can really blow you away with the surprisingly beautiful and smart things they come out with. In June, I revisited the children in our shelter Los Pinos in the Andes mountains. I hadn't seen them in 5 years. The two weeks I spen...

Funny Things Kids Say

When my daughter was about 2 years old, she pooped on the floor in her room. She asked me to come see. I walked in her room and asked her what had happened. She said to me, “I don't know, it just fell out!” Of course I had to laugh at that!

Funny Things Kids Say

We asked. You told us. And we all had a really good laugh. Your kids say some funny stuff, you guys! Thanks for sharing. Enjoy these gems! I had gotten dressed up to go out for dinner with my hubby. My oldest saw me and exclaimed excitedly, “Mom! ...

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The Crazy Things Kids Say

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