Although the year 2017 has passed into the pages of history, it has left behind moments which can spread many a smile on our lips. Here are a few amusing tweets from 2017 to help you start this New Year on a happy note.
The road to hell is paved with Legos.... just assuming. #Dadlife #Parenting
2. Happy Mamas Club@Happy_Mama_Club
Don’t fear giving birth, that’s the easy part they don’t give you drugs to get through motherhood #momlife
3. Jen M@MistressJ83
Why did I think it was a good idea to crawl into my toddlers bed to help him fall asleep #stuckinhere #sendhelp #toddlermom #parenting
4. My Son’s Father@My_Sons_Father
I told my oldest I was impressed with his behavior at school. His response: "I'm proud of you. You did a good job parenting me." #dadlife
5. A Dad's Life@CodyHildeman
When you put your #toddler down for a nap and you are still sitting there watching Disney Jr... #dadlife #parenting
6. Sara Says Stop @PetrickSara
[Married Pillow Talk]
Husband: Tell me what you want..
Me: I want you to take our kid to soccer practice tomorrow.
Instead of sleeping my daughter is trying to see how much of her foot she can fit into her mouth. #parenting
8. notorious N.A.S.T.Y.@fightsactualfoo
My son has trained himself to poop when he wants to delay something he doesn’t want to do. I sorta wanna see if he has a limit. #momlife
This morning my husband went in and told our toddler to go back to sleep. She did. I didn't know that was even an option.#parentlife"
Words that a mother has a love-hate relationship with ""I don't need help, Mommy. I can do it myself"" #toddler #momlife"
11. Dayton Hartman@daytonhartman
My sons are learning that when daddy cooks dinners...he's actually just warming up something mommy already made. #Dadlife"
Me to 3yo: why are you acting this way? You are being very rude.
3yo: I AM NOT ACTING.
Me: .... #parenting
13. Ben Fung@daddyintheraw
My son yelled at his food yesterday: "Calm down, fries! You're too hot!!!" #humor #parentinghumor #parenting #kiddos #dadblogger
14. Cydni Beer @themessednest
Me- Sits on toilet
Children - QUICK EVERYONE!! Mom called a family meeting in the bathroom!! Bring in toys, blankets and your best stories
15. James Breakwell@XplodingUnicorn
Me: What do you want to do today?
Me: You can't do that all day.
7: I can do it all week.
16. Kenzie Klumker@kenziree
Parenting reality: Toddler decides they're not gonna sleep between the hours of 12:30 and 5 am. So they just talk in your ear all night.
Facebook, WhatsApp & baby's diaper are all the same. Even if there is nothing you have to keep on checking. #Mommyjokes
18. Ashley Archibald@ash_archi
If you make breakfast and 10 minutes later get asked when you are going to make dinner, you might be a mom. #momlife
19. Brandon Andrina@proathomedad
People are like "it take a village to raise a child" and I'm like "can you give me the address for that village?" cause I could use the help
20. James Breakwell@XplodingUnicorn
By the way my wife screamed, I thought someone had been murdered.
Turns out my 2-year-old cut her own hair.
So it was much worse.
#parentingjokes How many towels does it take to bathe a child? 3. One for the kid, one for the floor. One for the parent.
22. Sarah Rozier@RozierSarah
Listening to my kids play...Pretty sure it's about to turn into a fight...Literally by the time I typed that...yep. Tears. #parentlife
23. Katie Hite@KatieMHite
My daughter gave me a kiss this morning that was immediately followed by a surprise sneeze all over my face. #ParentLife
24. The ParentNormal@ParentNormal
Naptime is better described as the eye of the hurricane.
Kidless friend: what do you do all day?
Me: *Looks around at mess
Honestly, I'm not sure. But, it makes me really really tired.